I'm a big fan of QAF (that's Queer As Folk, for the less initiated) and I can swear by Brian when he says,
"There are just two types of straight people in this world - those who hate us on our face and those who hate us behind our back!"
I'm not a hater! I mean, mostly I just pretend to be nice and jolly and laugh along all those fag jokes but I just know for a fact that the straight people don't get me at all! And I don't blame them, because I do not get them! I just can't understand how someone would fondle a couple of oversized mammary glands rather than appreciating a perfectly shaped chest, how can anyone even like the sight of a vagina! Call me GAY, call me a FAGGOT but, I'm never doing it with a girl even if you pay me a lotta money (well, a lot depends on how much though :P).
So, when I, an open minded guy with a broad minded approach to sex, can detest the though of making out with a person of opposite sex how can I blame those bigots, those homophobes to be understanding? I have to give it to them! They just can't understand me and I don't blame them at all. I do have a twinkie of a request though, stop pretending that you understand! Stop saying, I'm pro-homosexuals because darling, let's face it, you are not. If you were pro-homosexuals you would also be sucking on a man's bulge rather than stealing a share of your baby's diet from her lactating mother! Tell me that you just don't get homosexuals but you are ready to let us live the way we want to in a world that still is the prerogative of the straight people.
I was reading a blog which had a few stories about straight people sharing their perspective about the gay life; let me be nice by just saying that they were overtly phony! A straight man talking about gay life is like a person born in the lap of luxury in a first world country talking about the hardships that a poor farmer in western karnataka goes through. At best he can offer compassion for his brethren only in this case a gay man does not seek compassion and believe me, once a gay guy walks out of his door a proud man, he does not even seek acceptance! We know how to live better than anyone else in the world.
Heck, we even call our parades 'pride'!
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