I've seen enough straight men now who scorn at pink, sneer at queens on the streets, swear by heavy metal and yet somehow, magically, happen to know all about the gay characters in Glee and what's happening on Queer As Folk. In their private rooms they would check out passionate love making gay sex scenes on youtube and tell you how much they got offended by the sexual content of Milk! We already have a word for them - (no it's not hypocrite) homophobes!
As much as I pity them, I think these people are a threat for the development of a modern society which has freedom of thought as it's fundamental principle. So, what's the solution? If you ask me, I'd want them to be given some divine heads to turn their screwed heads around :P
If you want a 'straighter' solution, I think the answer is exposure (no not that 'exposure' you faggot :D). Expose these people to different culture, open societies and free thought. Question them often about their inhibitions and reservations about sex and sexualities. The more you get to talk about these issues with them, the more open their minds would become. Let them ask questions about your sexual life, your sexual and social preferences and the cosmetics on your bathroom shelf. The conversion rate is slow but effective and you don't lose a good friend.
Yeyyyy! to The Missionaries of Homosexuality :) (pun initially intended and then the pun got bored and ran off... so scram!)...
ReplyDeleteI have always said this and say it once again... The straightest of men are the ones most comfortable with gay men around them...
More often than not, they have already dealt with their swinging tendencies and have realised that it's the boobs and vaginus maximus that works for them...
They're often the best friends for a gay man to have, unless they are super hot and can't be taken advantage off when they're drunk...
If they are that sort... then... all I can say gay brotha... is... Hahahahahahahahahaha! Your life's screwed!
The hot ones always make sure that they do not attract much gay attention. For instance, they would keep their perfectly chiseled body smelly or have irritating taste in clothes or paralytic sense of humour. Call me hetrophobic but I'm yet to meet a straight guy I would like to spend a weekend with (with or without the sex) and yes, this includes my biggest crush in college who happens to be straight :P
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